all: fix golangci-lint errors

These erroneously blocked a recent PR, which I fixed by simply
re-running CI. But we might as well fix them anyway.
These are mostly `printf` to `print` and a couple of `!=` to `!Equal()`

Updates #cleanup

Signed-off-by: Will Norris <will@tailscale.com>
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